That awkward moment when the whole class randomly...
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
jennifer lawrence: food
tumblr: OMG XD SHE SAID FOOD!!! I EAT FOOD TOO!!!! SHES PRACTICALLY TUMBLER XDDDDD!!!!
surfingteen: if you’re embarrassed of yourself just remember that two girls at my school are going out to dinner to celebrate justin bieber’s birthday by themselves
omniturtle: do u ever just look at someone and think “how are they so nice they are literally the sweetest person ever what dark secrets are they hiding”
abarestorytotell: if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat: spainstateofmind: thebadwolf: Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful. you can go fuck yourself my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues
internetexplorers: we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
gnarly: my computer screen is brighter than my future
2008: wow I was so stupid last year
2009: wow I was so stupid last year
2010: wow I was so stupid last year
2011: wow I was so stupid last year
2012: wow I was so stupid last year
2013: wow I was so stupid last year
to be continued
hallucinating-bastard: spoken-not-written: supernaturalfan1: theangelshaveteslasatncis: ahtlolehvad: polipoitaliano: zach-built-a-tardis: zach-built-a-tardis: guess who’s celebrating mothers day not batman Nor the Baudelaire orphans. not Harry Potter Not the Doctor I’m sitting here crying but… or the Winchesters Nor the Pendragons Not Spiderman
danimansutti: really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
worb: to stop kids from doing drugs they should just give the drugs less cool names if ecstasy was called “moist curdle” i can assure you that nobody would be interested in trying it
city-of-percabeth: horanstiffy: hawthornes: do you ever just find yourself doing really fucking weird things when no one is around and then you suddenly freeze, paranoid over the fact maybe your parents have installed spy-cams in the house to watch you this literally explains my life
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